Last Night's Wrestle Session
Both Athletes weigh in at...
Kayetie, is 5'6" (maybe). At 125 pounds.
Wifey, is 5'9" (without shoes on). At 127 pounds.
She started this wrestle session by picking me up and throwing us both on the bed. There the war began. I have to say, doing pushups for a woman is good. I have upper body strength. I was able to get her pinned where she couldn't do much of anything. So, to egg on the loser I kissey-kissied her face while keeping her pinned. She laughs uncontrollably saying, "Oh, you're going down.". *pffft* I reply, "Haaa! I laugh at your threats. Bring it blondie!" She actually thinks for a second and then grabs my rib cage with her thighs. *clears throat* For those of you that have never been squashed between a woman's thighs, it's difficult to breathe, if she knows what she's doing. Owe! *gasp* I release the pin I have on her a bit to move my arms down to help block the thighs of death. She screams, "Prepare for the squashening!". It works *gasp*, but I get leverage to counter. With one arm blocking one thigh I use the other to muscle both her arms back into being pinned. Weak thing wifey is, but her running has made her thighs deadly. I further get myself out between the thighs of death by twisting and turning the top portion of her body over. I have her pinned again. She can't move. She somehow counters and we are wrestling for position again. I get her pinned slightly, she has me pinned slightly with her thighs. "Damnit!" The only way to get away from how I'm positioned is to roll us both off the bed. I do it. We seperate both breathing heavely. She says she surrenders! I think to myself, "Huh?!", wait! I win!
Kayetie: 1, Wifey: 0